"Born in a garage, raised on distortion, and fueled by questionable life choices, Acme Rock Company is where raw rock riffage meets semi-responsible adulthood! We blend the elegance of a wrecking ball with the finesse of an over-caffeinated drummer with 4 arms. Genres? We eat them for breakfast! Rules? Never heard of her!!! Volume? Do you even need to ask?! Critics have called us, "A Sonic Sledge Hammering", "The Reason My Cat Left", and "Surprisingly good for a group of guys who look like they all work at a gas station." So grab your earplugs and prepare yourself to be mildly inconvenienced by how awesome they think they are. Acme Rock Company! Touring the world one dive bar at a time and occasionally tuning their instruments since...1999?"